The Correspondent  

Lick... oops Like this only! THEN HUSBANDS ARE GOING TO START COOKINGSent by Sanjeev Brar 

 EYE TEST!

Can you find the B (there are 2B's. It should be in one go.)?

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Find the N (it's hard!!)

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What's in a word?

Sanguine - Cheerfully optimistic or confident, having a healthy reddish color, blood-red

Martinet - A strict disciplinarian

Mata Hari - A seductive woman who works as a spy 

Gaff - To cheat, to gamble, a hoax or fraud,  frapole with a hook on the end, used to land large fish, Harsh treatment or criticism, a place of entertainment, especially with a disreputable reputation; a faux pas.

Trammel - Something that limits or hinders, an instrument

Plushy - Characterized by luxury, extravagance, or ease; related to plush: soft and shaggy

Cotton - To become fond of; to get on well together; to come to understand (in the phrase "to cotton to" or "cotton on to")

Woolly - Fuzzy; unclear; confused; vague; disorganized; rough; Of or relating to wool

Pretermit - To let pass without mention, to suspend or to leave undone

Cadge - To beg; to obtain by imposing on someone's generosity

Corrigible - Capable of being corrected

Wot to say... wot not to...

All desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,
fattening or married to someone else.

Humour 

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing todo."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died. Oh! My god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE."

He asked "What"? She said, "This morning our neighbour James suddenly died."